You and Reality file for divorce.
You can skip without a rope.
It appears that people are speaking to you in binary code.
You can travel without moving.
Antacid tablets become your sole source of nutrition.
You discover the aesthetic beauty of office supplies.
You have an irresistible urge to bite the noses of the people you are talking to.
Losing your mind was okay, but when the voices in your head quieted, it was like losing your best friend.